I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay)

(Source: larvitarr)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

elenamorelli:

{ a sight for sore eyes }

elenamorelli:

{ a sight for sore eyes }

lnalloweentown:

being the fat friend like

image

(Source: longdogunderfoot)

unamusedsloth:

Someone made 50 cent’s tweet into a poster

unamusedsloth:

Someone made 50 cent’s tweet into a poster

theaccompaniedsoul:

fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

Or whenever you’re the big spoon and you notice that they’re too far away so you pull them back towards you and hold on tighter and then you feel them squeeze you back? That too

hemmosauce:

taking-the-hobbit-to-erebor:

babyferaligator:

picassojawbone:

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

whats that mythbusters dude doin

is this attack on titan

once in art class my teacher played this on the projector for a full hour 

hemmosauce:

taking-the-hobbit-to-erebor:

babyferaligator:

picassojawbone:

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

whats that mythbusters dude doin

is this attack on titan

once in art class my teacher played this on the projector for a full hour 

(Source: creepyweirdcartoons)